Aminet 34/Aminet 34 (2000)(Schatztruhe)[!][Dec 1999].iso/Aminet/comm/irc/cybershiela.lha/cs/cs_jokes.amirx

Text File | 1999-07-05 | 1KB | 35 lines

/* CybeShiela Jokes launcher by Zonkerz */
xx=random(1,31,time('s'))
select
when xx=1 then a="blondes.amirx"
when xx=2 then a="redneck.amirx"
when xx=3 then a="pickup.amirx"
when xx=4 then a="beer.amirx"
when xx=5 then a="murphlove.amirx"
when xx=6 then a="quotes.amirx"
when xx=7 then a="bumperstickers.amirx"
when xx=8 then a="moviethings.amirx"
when xx=9 then a="annoy.amirx"
when xx=10 then a="biglies.amirx"
when xx=11 then a="confucius.amirx"
when xx=12 then a="datingsigns.amirx"
when xx=13 then a="simpleminded.amirx"
when xx=14 then a="oxymorons.amirx"
when xx=15 then a="rejectedsuessbooks.amirx"
when xx=16 then a="redneck2.amirx"
when xx=17 then a="quotes2.amirx"
when xx=18 then a="penistypes.amirx"
when xx=19 then a="lifequestions.amirx"
when xx=20 then a="drsuesspurity.amirx"
when xx=21 then a="compacros.amirx"
when xx=22 then a="hallmark.amirx"
when xx=23 then a="lifefacts.amirx"
when xx=24 then a="murphysTech.amirx"
when xx=25 then a="bumperstickers2.amirx"
when xx=26 then a="lameexcuses.amirx"
when xx=27 then a="nolongerkid.amirx"
when xx=28 then a="ponderthis.amirx"
end
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